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They went over key points like, ' This one’s Europe,' and ' No, no, no, THIS one’s Europe.'" –Seth Meyers "Trump's campaign manager Corey Lewandowski was recently arrested and charged with battery of a female reporter after he allegedly grabbed and twisted her arm, but Trump is dismissing the allegations and is standing by his campaign manager.
I know what you are thinking – how is this the one time that Trump doesn't say, ' You're fired.' Trump's explanation for keeping Lewandowski on staff is that he's a loyal person. Just ask any of his three wives." –James Corden "Sarah Palin just signed a deal to act as a judge on a new reality court TV show.
We live in a very confusing time." –Jimmy Kimmel "Republicans are blaming President Obama for creating Donald Trump.
While others say he was created in a lab when a young real estate developer was bitten by a radioactive douchebag." –Conan O' Brien "Hillary Clinton had a big night, picking up victories in seven states.
Trump scolded his campaign manager and said, ' On my campaign we only abuse women verbally.'" –Conan O' Brien "Donald Trump was in Washington, D.
C., today to meet privately with members of his newly established foreign policy team.
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But if it was a sexy porn star hosting it, you wouldn't get the same message out of it.
Said voters, ' Yeah, but I'm not sure I trust Hillary Clinton.'" –Seth Meyers "Last night, CNN hosted a town hall with Republican front-runner Donald Trump, and at one point he complained that the rules of the election are stacked against him 'by the establishment.' You gotta give it to Trump.
He's the only man who could inherit millions of dollars, have his name on buildings, and still go, ' Life is totally unfair!